The Ottawa Senators made quick work of the Montreal Canadiens in the first round of the NHL playoffs. (Graham Hughes/AP)

The Ottawa Senators made quick work of the Montreal Canadiens in the first round of the NHL playoffs. (Graham Hughes/AP)

After an earlier game featured more penalty minutes than playing minutes, the Ottawa Senators punched their ticket to the NHL’s second round on Thursday. Bill Littlefield and Only A Game analyst Charlie Pierce discuss the Stanley Cup playoffs, dangerous line drives in Major League Baseball, and Kobe Bryant’s latest tiff with his mom. Also, a 10-year-old finds herself on the wrong side of the law, and Charlie weighs in on her (SPORTS!-related) crime.